I don't swing that way

"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"
by amaran January 21, 2004
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don't taze me bro

New catch phrase, started unknowingly by University of FL student Andrew Meyer that took on a life of it's own, meaning:
1.don't be a dick
2.buzz a kill
3.Phrase used to call someone out on a cock block.
4. Or Simply stop using that tazer gun on me sir.

"We are all going to lunch but I need you to stay here and answer the office phone".

"Don't taze me bro"

"Sorry you need to stay here.
by k-10 September 19, 2007
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I don't give a fuck

an upgraded version of idk and commonly used by annoyed people
gamer: i got like a 1000 wins on fortnite

annoyed person: look I don't give a fuck you virgin
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don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.
Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.
by Jeema November 02, 2007
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that shit don't phase me

when something is done or said to someone and it has no effect on them.
Karla: that's why I cheated on you with Antwan, he been fucked my pussy!

Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.
by reaaaaalnigga June 28, 2016
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I don't disagree with you

Essentially means, "I hear what you're saying, but I still think you're full of shit."

One agrees to the other's comment, but not really, in a passive-aggressive way.

Often used in the work environment to piss off co-workers.
Perky Employee: I think we should get a work group together to determine how to build company spirit. I really think it would build morale.

Co-Worker: I don't disagree with you, but I think comp-days would work better.
by hatebigcorp November 19, 2009
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Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.
Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!
by CB0717 September 20, 2007
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