don't taze me bro

New catch phrase, started unknowingly by University of FL student Andrew Meyer that took on a life of it's own, meaning:
1.don't be a dick
2.buzz a kill
3.Phrase used to call someone out on a cock block.
4. Or Simply stop using that tazer gun on me sir.

"We are all going to lunch but I need you to stay here and answer the office phone".

"Don't taze me bro"

"Sorry you need to stay here.

by k-10 September 19, 2007

Big Timing

The Act of screening a phone call with caller id and not taking the call.

"I called you three times yesterday, what are you Big Timing me?"

"You better not Big Time me when I call, asshole!"

by k-10 August 09, 2006

sauced

To deficate in one's pants.

Oh my god, I think I just sauced myself!

by K-10 September 27, 2006

all jammed up

1. To be constipated.
2. To be messed up or f'd up, or to mess with someone

"I need to take a shit, I am all jammed up!"

"Did you see that chic's nose it was all jammed up"

by K-10 October 03, 2006

Oye Vey Maria

Term used by a half Jewish half Catholic to express an exclamation.

"The car is going to cost $5000 to fix? OYE VEY MARIA!

by K-10 September 28, 2006

Stealth Ass

To pass a silent but deadly fart right after someone lets an audible one fly, therefore staying under the radar and allowing that person and others to think that the entire stench was from the audible fart.

I had to drop ass so bad, and I knew it was going to stink so I waited until Dave let a loud one rip and I went stealth ass on him and slipped one in under the radar.

by k-10 May 10, 2007

SIDE ORDER

A tag along or third wheel. When someone brings a third party that was either uninvited or unwanted.

"Who is coming to the party?"
"Mike with a side order of Jeff".

Mike is bringing a sideorder of Jeff to the party.

by k-10 July 25, 2006