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Touched cloth

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.
by Josh_S September 16, 2008
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Touchette

When you miss a half year of school then somehow pass to the next grade.
(Students just recieved their report cards)

Josh: Jim let me see your grades, there is no way you passed this year. You skipped over half the year while you were "sick".

Jim: Here dude check it out, I passed everything, even somehow pulled off a 100 in English.

Josh: Wow, I can't believed you just pulled a Touchette Senior Year!
by big_foot January 21, 2011
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Tit touch November

The whole month of November you can touch anyone’s tits even guys. You can not touch someone’s tits if they don’t wanna play. Respect everyone’s personal rules. If you touch 11 tits in 1 day you have to kiss your 12th victim.
Alex: *touches tit* *gets slapped bc the person wasn’t playing*
Pablo: Alex touch my tits

Detention: This means respect people who don’t play tit touch November is for Fun and last the hole month and you can’t give up nor tell someone for this because you chose to play
by Please.play.my.game October 22, 2019
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Thought Sex

Imagining having sex with someone
Jessica: "Tom is so into me, we had sex last night"

Sally "Nu'uhh! hes into me, i had THOUGHT SEX with him weeks before!"
by Jaja and Candy October 12, 2010
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touch a button

The phrase means, "lets fight". It is calling a person out for a physical confrontation.

This phrase was not originated, coined, or started by Vybz Kartel. Vybz Kartel remade Bingie General's song "Touch A Button Nuh". General Bingie took the beat for "Touch A Button Nuh" from Sugar Ray's song "Bubblin' Pot"

The phrase may have deeper roots than that.
Why you looking at me crossed? You vexing me. Touch a button now.
by Unit 36 May 16, 2013
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Thought You Had a Friend

A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would reach out and act like you giving them a high five or genuine handshake but pull back and laughing at their expense.
First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his expense)
by bbrooka April 8, 2018
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