talented

An attractive woman with Nice Tits...

"That chick is talented"

by "B" to the "T" September 15, 2005

oh no! our table! its broken!

you're fucking annoying and rely on tiktok to build a sense of humour shut the fuck up

12 year old: "oh no! our table! its broken!"

by nixmya October 21, 2021

table spot

A part in a Professional Wrestling match where the participants will use a table as a weapon, most commonly putting one person through the table.

The Dudley Boyz powerbombed Tommy Dreamer through a flaming table in an impressive table spot.

by dele3344 October 16, 2006

table swipe

Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.

We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!

by avery de la 408 July 16, 2008

Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

by colley301279 August 27, 2007

Tableface

A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part

"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"

by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009

TableFuck

Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.

Examples

Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?

Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"

by King of illy December 11, 2009