salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

river shitter

River shitters AKA Indian people not native Americans but Red Dot Indians. They are known to shit in rivers and streams because they have no plumbing.

I went to Calcutta and I seen all of their people shitting in the river therefore they are river shitters

by Matt914715 July 6, 2025

River my beloved

My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him

awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)

by StupidWetCat November 30, 2022

thrown your handbag in the river

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)

Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...

by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023

Rivered

Replacing your best friend for a new friend and having your new friends steal your girlfriend.

Danny: Hey what happened to Eric?
Jose: Eric got rivered! He stopped hanging out with us in order to hang with this new guy who then stole his girl.
Danny: Damn, that foo got rivered bad.

by DanSka February 7, 2021

River City Girls

pretty banger game made by wayforward and arc studios
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool

dude 1: "have you played River City Girls"
dude 2: "no"
dude 1: "kill your-"

by joe234567 December 30, 2023