bombing pearl harbor

thts sum'n different you stupid wang licker. the bombing of pearl harbor is a crazy japanese sex orgy involving video games and socks. ended with a ceremonial dong.

hiroshima, yanigapa, ho ho, haha intei, intei oooorah; ente hahaahha DONG DONG DONG

by fucksoid April 26, 2005

Prickly Pear

When someone has a sexually transmitted disease and their male parts (penis) has bumps, rashes etc...

He didn't use a condom when he fucked that chick last night, now he's got a prickly pear!!! ouch.

by Sampson C. March 14, 2008

pearldiver

a man who likes to have anal intercourse

what a friggen pearldiver.

by tonia mike January 27, 2007

pearl factory

A bitchy woman who has so much sand in her vagina, kept at such a high pressure, that it calcifies and produces pearls.

Dude 1: "I met this cute chick last night but Jane kept cockblocking me."

Dude 2: "Damn, what a pearl factory!"

by Aaron Addison June 26, 2008

Peruvian Pearl

to have your sexual partner jack you off then wipe off an excess then squeeze your penis and make a little pearl of semen come out of the urethra then piss it onto your sexual partners face.

dude, i totally gave your sister a peruvian pearl last night.

by Senor Cumsplotch November 21, 2009

pearl necklace

Cum-drops that escaped during a blowjob and formed liquid pearls in the area of her neck and breasts.

She was an excellent snake charmer so I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts

by Jeremiah Johnson February 17, 2005

Pearl harbor

When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".

Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"

by Wutsgood33 June 2, 2016