Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

Mariner's Hands

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".

That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!

by Benjim May 19, 2003

Modulation hands

Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.

Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...

by Gemgems101 August 1, 2011

mack hand

1. A backhanded slap delivered to keep your ho/hoe in line

2. "Raise the mack hand" - Used to describe the threat of a backhanded slap

1. Latisha was gettin out of line last night til I laid the mack hand down on her ass.

2. Know your role, woman! Don't MAKE me raise the mack hand on yo ass.

by EmperorKO February 16, 2003

Pizza Hands

The video game enthusiasts worst nightmare. When the input device of a games console becomes contaminated by the food residue on the hands of the person(s) you are playing with you can accuse them of having pizza hands. Most often occurs when fast food is consumed before or during a gaming session. Pizza is the most common cause of this, hence the name pizza hands. It is most unfortunate to have to use a control pad after someone with pizza hands has handled it, but it can be unavoidable when there are more players than available control pads and a knock out system is in place.

Jamie beat Mark on WCW/nWo World Tour on the Nintendo 64. Therefore I was next to face Jamie using the same control pad that Mark had just used. The control pad was greasy as Mark had pizza hands!

by "Ron" May 16, 2007

exchange hands

(verb) the act of exchanging hands. to give and receive sexual pleasure via your partner's hand.

billy and sarah are on the couch. they exchange hands because sarah is waiting till marriage. billy fingered her, and sarah gave him a handjob. the next day at the lunch table... "what did you do with your girlfriend?" "we exchanged hands." (ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.)

by casey taylor March 22, 2008

Roses in Hand

Roses in Hand (aka RiH) is a premier community of Harry Potter Marauders era roleplayers closely united by a love of crack plots and an impossibly large hatred of the Twilight saga. The site has been around for more than a year, undergoing various revamps and adjustments as it ages to make it more beautiful than it is already. RiH's admins are Lisa (the head admin who likes to be told how much everyone loves her), Elle (the cool one who is actually very lovable, but who will take the initiative), and Cat (the fun one who plays Voldemort). Other notable members include: Brooke (the site's unofficial but somewhat native sweetheart who plays a number of loose canons including Charlie Flentowock and other canons such as Rita Skeeter) and Pax (who plays James Potter who is a tad of an idiot, but we all love him). The site is also distinguishable due to its nightly chats where members could discuss topics ranging from plotting to sex ed. In the latter case, Elle is the undoubted leader and Pax and Lisa rally around her.

The site is headed towards its second year and is continuing to go strong. Because of this, we love it.

1. I know more about Harry Potter and the Marauders than I do about American history from RiH.

2. I don't do drugs! I just go on Roses in Hand.

3. The crack!plots on RiH consist mainly of heaven, sex and heaven sex.

by Roses in Hand August 24, 2009