MTV

The greatest channel to ever grace basic cable/satallite programming ever. This term is mistakenly associated with brainwashing.

Fiddy cent for life!

MTV tells me how to live and without MTV my life is next to worthless. Thank God for MTV, how else would I have become popular by wearing pink shirts and acting like a complete faggot.

by Ze Kapitan Muslim January 11, 2005

MTF

The abbreviation of, most commonly, mother fuck. When used with an exclamation point instead of a question mark, it becomes an exclamation of amazement, confusion, disbelief, ect.

Guy #1: Dude! I'm going to the hell with u MTF!

Guy #2: Motherfuck, man... i dont want to go to hell.

by Rayraylee July 11, 2010

T.M.T.

Too Much Trouble
Extreme laziness, possibly to the detriment of others or oneself. Gets in the way of self-expression, much in the same way eating a cake baked with apathy and perhaps a dash of aloofness would get in the way of having a healty dinner of vegetables where vegetables represent morality

an AIM profile and away message is T.M.T., Ima just hit spacebar

by kdiggityFi April 6, 2006

mtd

short for Mountain Dew

Hey, throw me a mtd

by 420 June 30, 2004

MTB

Acronym for Meant-to-be. When two people are destined to be together.

OMG MEL! You and Tom are MTB!

by Nori January 6, 2006

MTG

MTG stands for Meal Ticket Guaranteed. MTG is a word used in dating game when a female only goes out on date knowing that her meal is guaranteed no matter is she going to have sex with a man or not . Usually females use beta males for MTG but don’t sleep with them. No matter how ugly or beta a guy is a female doesn’t mind some meal, so she would be definitely down for MTG. MTG is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz , who is host of “Jisun Benz Show”.

Britney: Hey girl , you going to date with Scott?
Amber : Why not, i am just going because MTG, i am not gonna have sex with him.

by Jisun January 25, 2020

mtw

acronym of a very cool game called medieval total war which have a sequel medieval total war 2

l33th4x0rn00b123:i finally gotz my mtw 2 copy!
proplayer:bich ur luky
l33th4x0rn00b123:l0lz0r i know its great!
proplayer:anyways u'll find out that the ai of mtw 2 is shitt0 compared to mtw 1 ai lololol
l33th4x0rn00b123:STFU BICH
l33th4x0rn00b123 left the game

by Eagle_FTW March 31, 2008