masturbation formation

Circle jerk at military school

You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.

by Momof4hmr December 21, 2020

chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen

Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Post-Masturbation paralysis

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard

Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal

by Assaddition November 17, 2019

Masturbating

Touching your COCK after watching porn

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub

by Wankingking March 5, 2023

masturbation

''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-

(H: no it's really not.)

That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''

Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast

''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.

by hereforthefunsies January 3, 2025

native masturbation

When you give an indian burn on your penis with hot sauce.

Hey Cesar, I', going to give myself a native masturbation.

by fuckyourdad101inthea$$ September 30, 2017

masturbate

i assume you guys are here to get horny, so here!

sarah was home alone and extremely horny. she turned off her bedroom light and took her pants off. she was so excited to masturbate that she leaped in bed and pulled the covers up to her chin. she started to touch her breasts and her nipples got hard. she reached over on her nightstand and grabbed her laptop. in the search bar she typed "pornhub." once she got on the porn, she clicked threesome. sarah felt very aroused by the threesome on the screen that she started touching herself. she imagined that her crush, jacob was the one touching her. she slowly crept her finger into her hole and started aggressively rubbing in and out. she suddenly squirted everywhere, but kept touching herself. later that night, jacob came over and asked her to have sex. she agreed and she had another orgasm.

by you'rewelcome69storymaker March 31, 2023