May 5th 

the day Gaurdians of the Galaxy 2 comes out!

Cinco de mayo is now May 5th

May 5th by Crod57 April 20, 2017

May 25 

People born in May 25 have 6+ inches. If you find someone born in this date he/she is a keper

Him: wanna fuck. Her:no. Him:I was born may 25. Her: then let’s go to my place

May 25 by Hella bonkers October 28, 2019

May 10 

Depressed cunt day

Joey: Yo did u heard DOĞA born at May 10?
Tim:Yeah she is a depressed cunt

May 10 by Possyyydestroyyeer November 5, 2019

May 15 

Slap dat booty and grab dem titties day

Yo its may 15 you k how what that means

May 15 by Shreks apprentice May 11, 2020

May 22 

National dick and balls day. Typically celebrated through sharing of dick and ball photos with close family members and loved ones.

Hey John, here a photo of my dick alongside my balls, Happy May 22.

May 22 by RickSlongson May 21, 2021

May 17, 2027

A day that many fear. A day to end all days. Oh, God. I can see it now.

PERSON 1: Hey, what's the date again?
PERSON 2: It's May 17, 2027--
PERSON 2: Oh no.
PERSON 1: The day has come. It will burn.
*both PERSON 1 and PERSON 2 erupt in flame, and die screaming.*

May 17, 2027 by timeKeeeeper October 24, 2022

May 20 

Natinonal give Ariel head day, cause it’s his birthday

Did you guys give Ariel head yet? it’s May 20.

May 20 by Bert Jr. April 11, 2019