I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.

by Chibraltar February 20, 2024

Glass Pass

A glass marketplace for bongs

yo i just sold my bong on glasspass!

yo i just bought a bong on glass pass!

by bakobako February 17, 2023

break a glass day

on feb 4 you have to break a glass

hey mum,todays feb 4.”ok and”im sorry” i have to break a glass because its break a glass day

by ajsjd May 31, 2022

Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

tall glasses of wine

boobs

i love tall glasses of wine

by hugetallglassesofwine April 24, 2023

Swap Glass

Switching sunglasses in the middle of a conversation in order to prove a point.

"Tina was was all up on me so I had to swap glass and tell her to shove off."

by sjsampson October 18, 2008