National Break A Glass Day

You have to break a glass or a mug

Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day

by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020

glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.

Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.

by Understatements January 09, 2019

break a glass day

on feb 4 you have to break a glass

hey mum,todays feb 4.”ok and”im sorry” i have to break a glass because its break a glass day

by ajsjd May 31, 2022

glass jolly rancher

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.

hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.

by Sussyboy2? November 01, 2022

glass of milk

squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas

my best friend heped me with a glass of milk

by In M1s3ry 69 May 03, 2022

Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.

Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?

by Zestmaster09 April 10, 2023

there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024