Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

by bs May 13, 2005

flat

Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.

Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.

by Brad September 8, 2003

Flat Mates

(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.

I'm just hanging out with my flat mates

by Syde Trak August 15, 2011

flat

No, or extremely flat, alm ost non existant boobs.

Dang those cheeleaders obviously completley flat lol

by bobie December 6, 2004

fall flat

a ghetto way of saying "shut the fuck up" or stop what ever it is that you're doing wrong

Girl 1: What the fuck are you wearing?
Girl 2: Bitch please, fall flat

by gblahbkah34 May 8, 2013

flat out

Adj
1. Someone who can can dress; fresh
2. Something that is highly acceptable

Are those the seven jeans with the dolce and gabana hoodie? Son you are flat out.

by Mello F November 8, 2007