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drunken hobbit

the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering, largely as a result of their high level of intoxication.
by P fresh November 21, 2005
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hayley drunk

The worst drunk you can get. You are absolutely plastered if you are hayley drunk
by boopidypapbidy February 25, 2011
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drumline

the best, most awesome section of the band who are always hot and know how to read music (yeah they really do, get over it)
Are you sure the drumline is with the marching band?
by king January 30, 2005
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drugs

Drugs are a life choice. Good or bad, it is something people do. When used as a part of a person's entertainment budget, they are generally as harmless as any other recreational activity. When a person over does a drug whether it be marijuana cocaine or ecstasy, it becomes negative. The same could be said for any indulgent recreational activity (Obsessed with : gaming (WoW/Evercrack), sports (gambling), a girlfriend/boyfriend) Anything good is meant to be enjoyed in moderation and not taken to hardcore extremes. People who do drugs deal with the negative consequences of their own vices. While you can't deny that drugs may change somebody's personality, nobody is perfect to begin with, so it really doesnt matter. It may be hard for a non-drug user to understand how a person can accept something as sacred as their own personality being altered, and that is probably why the concept is bothersome to them. A few things to note:
-A casual drug habit does not kill you.
-Smoking weed will probably affect your memory. Big deal. And to those who are sheltered from the real world, everybody smokes weed.
-Cocaine will make you do some stupid shit. Theres a reason why it rhymes with insane.
-Overuse of psychedelics will make it hard to think in the future, this is true.
-If the substance is known as addictive such as meth, heroin, coke and crack, you will probably get addicted to it if you try it and have ready access to it.
I have sat around smoking weed for months at a time relaxing to the extreme and not worrying about anything. I have seen all existence as a singular point in time and space while on mushrooms. I have acted as outrageously as Rick James while on cocaine. I have had sex on Ecstasy more times than I can count. Yeah, I have trouble remembering shit sometimes. Once in a while I feel like theres something I should understand that I don't. Sometimes I regret blowing thousands of dollars that I have nothing to show for. But the fact of the matter is that everybody has these same problems, and I know plenty of people who have never done drugs who have far less to show for their time in this world than I do, who have never experienced the things I have and never will.
by Joshuway February 14, 2008
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punch-drunk love

(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):

an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date
the question is whether or not a situation of punch-drunk love can lead to a nsa/fwb or an fbltr
by Sexydimma November 1, 2013
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drug dealer

1)A person who gets a bad rep from those who don't have an idea of what it's like to be forced into a situation where they have no other choice. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the "easy way out;" it's an extremely dangerous and scary lifestyle. However, after a certain amount of time in the game, drug dealers gain a false sense of invincibility and find themselves as addicted to serving the fiends as the fiends are to the product they serve. It's a vicious cycle because, once they get caught, they have a felony on their record and are thus unable to get a "legit" job so they often times fall back into the same old pattern. They're generally not bad people, most of them have good hearts and dreams just like the rest of us, but due to whatever circumstance, are forced into a lifestyle where they put their lives on the line on a daily basis. Maybe if this society was less capitalistic and more socialistic it would have less drug dealers.

2)The government.
1)Drug dealer -- Anthony just had a new baby boy and he wants to be there for his child. He tried putting in his applications to various establishments but no one seemed to hire him. He's attending college with hopes of being a teacher someday. However, his baby needs to eat RIGHT NOW so he goes out and serves a few fiends who are going to get it from someone else regardless, if not from him.

2) The C.I.A. controls the flow of coke into this country...but believe what you brainwashed muthafuckaz want.
by The Anonymous July 29, 2006
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convention-drunk

1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);

2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).

3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy
1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!
by Si Sless January 18, 2010
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