the marriam webster dictionary

the result of a dickweed entering a post without verifying that the entry is spelled properly.

the person who entered this posted is a stupid idiot jag off.

by your friend November 5, 2003

the marriam webster dictionary

not really a dictionary, more of a way to advertise marriam websters

BUY your own marriam webster $2.99 a pound!!

by hex_ten November 24, 2003

urban dictionary

Anything but a dictionary.

Urban dictionary, full of expression, beliefs, rants, and stuff, YET ALMOST NO DEFINITIONS.

by udusers1 April 12, 2011

urban dictionary faggot

An idiot with no life that reads urban dictionary definitions all day because he/she has nothing better to do.

Bill: Jim is an urban dictionary faggot. Right now he's looking at the definition for anal afro.

Ted: Wow, what a fucking loser.

by Billycorn April 2, 2008

Urban Dictionary's Top Editor

A mysterious person who will continually be unknown to us (Urban Dictionary Readers), since we can't call him/her out by name. We only know that he/she has a computer with the internet and he/she decides who has the hottest definitions.

I hope I get a bunch of "thumbs ups" by the mysterious Urban Dictionary's Top Editor.

by Jerrelle January 15, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.

Stupid teenagers keep putting nonsense on Urban Dictionary...
Persephone's Uncle, those losers.

by Persephone~ January 15, 2009

Turban Dictionary

A putative Web site boasting a collection of slang terms pertaining to the unseemly aspects of Arab culture, history and mores.

"That damn camel jockey who runs the Circle-K tried to Jew me out of twenny cents," Lenny complained morosely, oblivious to his own hilarious conflation of ethnic insults.

"Hwat's that?" Cletus asked absently, performing phallometry on the brothers' pit bull with a rusty tape measure.

"What, camel jockey?" asked Lenny. "it out yer Turban Dictionary. And I tole you not to talk like a fuckin' hwetard!"

by kemibe February 23, 2013