Crönchy Dick

Male symptoms of an STD given to him from a girl belonging to the skreetz

“Damn, that hoe Karen gave me Crönchy Dick”

by TheClapster April 3, 2020

cronch

cultured cricket

"abslidicrous cronch you get there, mate"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020

Cronchy

A crusty/crunchy boy who doesn’t shower and wears the same hoodie every day. Or something bad or ugly.

Omg look jeremy is looking cronchy again. Guys does my outfit look cronchy today?

by giannasee November 7, 2021

Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital

Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night

by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022

crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022

Crotch Pop

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022

crotchjam

The substance in your crotch after a night of partying and dancing. May contain sweat, glitter, powder, makeup, lubrication and/or female or male ejaculate. Can also be caused by menstruation.

Dang, do you have any wet wipes? I have crotchjam.

by Mcww February 25, 2023