Sponge Cake

An obese girl's pussy.

Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Caking Off

Verb. Making or generating copious amounts of income.

That nigga was caking off on Martin Luther King Blvd.

by John Cakes November 19, 2007

Hot Cakes

Part of McDonald's delicious breakfast menu; best paired with an enormous sausage patty, a cardboard carton of milk, and a plastic cup of orange juice.

"I'd like an order of Hot Cakes and sausage, a milk, and an orange juice; no extra syrup needed!"

by UTCJAM November 14, 2006

funnel cake

A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.

Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."

by SExyjesusSLA June 4, 2010

Cake Incident

The Cake Incident is when a poisonous cake was brought to East Cobb Middle School in East Cobb County (duh), Georgia. The reason is, two girls were pretty bored and there is nothing funner than baking a cake containing play-doh, medicine, and such in it. Oh, and bleach. Suprisingly enough, some kids who the girls offered the cake to got sick. This gave ECMS some airtime on CNN and it became the weirdest school in the world.

"Hey, Home D! I heard the cake girl from the ECMS Cake Incident goes to Dodgen now! HAH!"

by Bo 92B August 3, 2006

Pounding Cakes

Straight slammin' it... take dat lil kid.

Pounding Cakes- "I got that bitch filthy drunk and pounded them cakes"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Douche Cake

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.

Your such a douche cake

by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005