blind deaf

An up-and-coming metal/hardcore band in Elk Grove, CA.

Who's that hella good drummer from Blind Deaf?
Oh, that's blaqhawk!

by jklava October 23, 2007

Blind porn

Porn for those who have lost their sight.

Person A: Man, porn is awesome!
Person B: I know, I miss those days.
Person A: What are you reading now?
Person B: Blind porn. It's in Braille.

by I_Uchi6/9 April 16, 2010

blindedly

past tense adverb of blind.

You are kissing strangers blindedly.

by thegaybeef February 25, 2004

blind spot enhancer

Another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. Causes the driver's blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.

A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.

Tom: *driving to a party with Harry riding shotgun*
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."

by zurielseven May 5, 2011

snow blinded

when a man is receiving head and is about to give the girl a facial but misses and hits her eye

i snow blinded the whore last night instead of giving her a facial.

by mikey hates it January 20, 2011

the blind man

When you bring home a girl and she is too drunk to put out and passes out on you.
You jerk off and cum on her closed eyes. When she wakes up in the morning her eyes are crusted shut and she walks around like a blind man.

Man i brought home that drunk broad from the bar and she just passed out on me. Gave her the blind man and she woke up tripped over my dog and knocked over my lamp.

by defjames May 23, 2014

blind fury

When you order the wrong size blind and get frustrated trying to fit the damn thing. Then get mad and swear an oath to seek out and destroy the original creator buy use the chinesium material the blind was made from to forge a samurai sword.

Those new blinds gave me blind fury.

by Nick Parker 1989 February 20, 2019