Birthday Gift

When you send a random tit pic to the sender of this definition.

You owe me your birthday gift

by FunForYou&Me October 18, 2025

birthday

The moment when your Mom buys you treats (or even take you eating out) at the same day you started being mature enough to realize how immature you've always been, e.g. when you had just started writing your final paper on October 2012 even though your upcoming birthday was still on Tuesday, April 2nd 2013 — whereas your birth date is Tuesday, April 2nd 1991

My birthday is that bittersweet moment when my mom treats me to something nice, like a dinner out, while I reflect on how I've finally started realizing just how immature I've been—like when I started writing my final paper in October 2012, even though my birthday on Tuesday, April 2nd 2013 was just around the corner from my birth date on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991!

by Emotional Cruiser October 26, 2025

birthday

A celebration where you get free food(s) just because a friend or family member is having his/her birthday today. It’s the one day when it’s socially acceptable to indulge in cake and snacks without guilt!

I’m just here for the birthday freebies—cake, pizza, and all the snacks! Best day ever!

by Emotional Cruiser January 7, 2026

Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010

spunky birthday

The day in which James lies on his back naked in the middle of the street and allows passers-by to masturbate on him.

I went down town today for a spunky birthday

by spunky_bday November 21, 2010

the birthday rule that everyone knows

The rule stating that if you are dating someone or "talking" to that person, you cannot make them choose any plans for future engagements within 10 days of their actual birthday. UNLESS that person requests to make the plans. All other plans must be made by the person whose birthday is not within 10 days.

Dylan: Caroline, you have to make the plans for what we do tomorrow.
Caroline: No I don't you ginger, my birthday is in 8 days and its the birthday rule that everyone knows.

by duhofcourse December 21, 2010

Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011