off your bean

This is when a person, is mentally unstable and/or under influence of alcohol. Can sometimes be related to embarressing and cringey parents.

Why you wearing cycling shorts mum, you're off your bean.

by ilikepoo June 14, 2012

beaner

(if female) usually pregnant at a young age, fat, and ugly

Oh fuck dude....you see that ugly beaner chick over there?
Yea, she looks hella fat
Naw, shes just pregnant

by Chris P. Weiner July 28, 2008

Ace Bean

v. To bring a girl to the brink of orgasm, stop, beat her up, then proceed to play Flash Flash Revolution online.

I just Ace Beaned the shit out of that girl and when she complained, I just pointed at her angrily and said, 'You wait until I'm done playing Flash Flash or it's on.'

by Adrian Bien April 29, 2008

Bean Head

An insult to someone; however, this is not a racial insult. Everyone can be a bean head.

My brother is such a bean head, he gets on my nerves so much.

by LovePriceless April 3, 2009

beaner rag

A beaner rag is a used condom that is found in the dirt, a dumpster,etc.
Baner rags are manely used by the homeless or mexicans(beaners).

Huolio let me use his beaner rag so that i could have a turn at it.

by Ihava Hugh Jass November 27, 2007

bean-uasal

The Gaelic word for a noblewoman, a lady. Used as a form of address or a formal title for a woman.

Ireland: "ban-WAH-sal"
Scotland: "ben-WAH-sal"

Thuirt Bean-uasal nic Bheatha ri a fear-cèile a mharbhadh an Rìgh Donnachadh.

(Lady MacBeth said to her husband to kill King Duncan.)

by Lorelili March 20, 2006

waxing the bean

Metaphor for male masturbation. Usually used to note future activity.

After the hog toss, I'll probably just go home and wax the bean.

by hardpack May 20, 2005