Redondo Beach

A place filled with overpriced reality, watered down drinks and asshole cops. The only good part is the soft mattresses at the local jail.

Dude, you got arrested in Redondo Beach last night? Thank god for those comfy mattresses.

It could have been better, I could have been arrested in Palos Verdes.

by Parole Violator. June 17, 2011

Beach Nuts

What happens to guys after too many hours of fun in the sun.

I went for the frisbee, fell, and ended up with a vicious case of beach nuts.

by MikeH March 23, 2004

turtle beach

Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.

I just bought a turtle beach x3!

-wow, what a waste of money.

by three1ohhh March 22, 2009

beach

The setting for most erotic, pornographic stories.

I fucked my best friend's wife real good on the beach and she's asking for more.

by Truthteller2 November 9, 2008

beach giraffe

The type of giraffe that lives at the beach. They commonly hang out with beach llamas. They make the sound "blaaaeugh" and stick out their tongues.

"Do you see the beach giraffe over there? It's actually going into the water!"

by PnkRckPrncssLM December 19, 2006

Imperial Beach

The Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place, now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is.

Mar Vista High School is located in the cesspool known as Imperial Beach, California.

by Cab_Zapata January 15, 2008

beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.

"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."

by dave March 28, 2003