GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Bucket bath

Water put in a bucket for toys to bathe in

Little sister: Look! The unicorns are in a bucket bath!
Older sister: I can see

by Aricana9133 April 11, 2021

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Eye Bath

Something so disgusting that you feel that you have to wash your eyes after seeing it.

Bob: I had to take an eye bath when I saw Steve Harvey's bodyguard riding a lion while wearing nothing but his briefs.
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by Jason Walters March 30, 2009

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Cat bath

The act of going down on a girl who hasn't showered, effectively cleaning her with your tongue.

"Tracy and I hooked up but that thing stank,"
"Did you eat her out?"
"Yeah, I gave that bitch a cat bath. She's clean now!"

by JayAllousir December 13, 2025

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To together bath is an action or verb in the present tense. Together bath is to bathe together with another person, with no sexual thoughts or actions intended. Other tenses include: together bathed, will together bath, together bathing.

1: Do you want to together bath in the evening
2: Sure, but no homo
1: Yes, of course, you do know that you cannot have sexual thoughts while together bathing?

by anonymous January 29, 2021

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