Egg Alert

Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.

I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.

by Evil Eggs November 16, 2010

nerd alert

When a dork is coming your way at automatic slims, u yell out nerd alert!

Kelvin: Mamala is coming this way.
Marlon: "NERD ALERT!!!!"

by brad_d November 8, 2006

Alberto

An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)

Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute

Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho

A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."

by Poobamaster December 4, 2007

provost alberta

gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.

"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"

"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."

by holefuck969 July 13, 2017

Drama Alert

LET'S GET ROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEEEEEEEEWWWWSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Drama Alert is a great YouTube channel.

by I eat poop 69 January 15, 2022

Boner Alert

When your friend get a boner but doesn't know

Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous

Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!

by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX April 20, 2016

amber alert

When you see that stripper from the club out in public..

Amber Alert! Three O'Clock from the Gold Club!

by Dog Boy February 16, 2008