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Connor

Him, a friend, lover, brother. Usually loyal and will keep your secrets. Will respect you if you respect him and will treat you like a loyal friend. If he likes you, he will confess and will treat you like a queen. Usually has a lot of friends but only hangs out with a few of them. He has a place for special people in his heart and will talk to them, a lot. If he doesn't like you, he won't show it as he doesn't want to be rude but will talk behind your back to his close friends. Tbh everyone needs a Connor
How are you doing Connor?
Will you be my friend, Connor?
by person<3my.opinions February 13, 2022
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Connored

Becoming mentally and physically retarded after only taking a small amount of drugs but pretending everything is fine.
Farkkkkk cunt, I got absoluty connored yesterday while Joe was munted.
by Jgav April 23, 2020
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connor

someone who prank calls food chains, and makes joe mama jokes, plays far too much csgo and minecraft
Omg I heard connor is calling burger king!

Is that a surprise?
by WowzerScoob March 16, 2021
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Connor

Connor: My name is Connor. I'm the android sent by Cyberlife
DBH fandom: WE LOVE YOU CONNOR!!!!
Markus and Kara: Guys plz
by Ender Badger July 14, 2018
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connor mayes

The person with the biggest dick in the world and has loads of pubes
Omg must take be a Connor mayes
by Huge manly penis February 19, 2018
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Connor

The definition of Connor is the biggest bitch on planet earth. If you are named Connor you are at the rock bottom of the barrel. Connors are literally faggots and deserve nothing in life. Connor stands for bitch
Connor was invited to the gym and didn’t go. Literal bitch
by Cracker nic shard December 22, 2023
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Connor "Unc" Knee

Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024
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