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Screen Zombie 

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.
I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.
Screen Zombie by SoAwake November 23, 2016

Pandemic Zombie 

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.
"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."

screaming zombie 

Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.
She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!

Feed the Zombie 

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.
After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.
Feed the Zombie by dino9401 October 1, 2012

zombie fuck 

Having sex with a dead person.

Usually known as Necrophilia.
Bob: Dude shes so good!
Bill: DUDE SHES FREAKING DEAD!!
Bob: OH GOD!!!!
Bill: YOU ZOMBIE FUCKER!
zombie fuck by John Am May 19, 2008

zombiepenis

An Undead Persons (Zombie) Penis
Wow that zombie has a big Zombiepenis
zombiepenis by Necro-cide November 16, 2006