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waiver meat 

Meat that lived such a green, organic, happy life that it might as well have signed a waiver allowing respectful hippie famrers to kill it (humanely) for our consumption. For the responsible carnivore.
Kira mainly sticks to vegan fare, but now and then she will indulge in a waiver steak.

Have you tried the steak at Whole Foods? It's all waiver meat.
waiver meat by Schel Reyes July 6, 2007
Related Words
Waifu wail waist-shake wai waifs wait wain't wait what wait for it waiting

Waitertude 

When you don't say please or thank you or if you annoy a waiter, the waiter then says a rude or insulting remark.
Man: Wait can I get my steak Medium-rare, even though it says I can't on the menu?

Waiter: Yes you can.

Man: But it says I can't on the menu...

Waiter: But I said you can so just shut up and I will get you your goddamn steak!!!

*waiter leaves*

Man: Jesus Christ that waiter has some Waitertude!!!

Waititude 

We came to the restaurant and ordered dessert only, which resulted in major waititude.
Waititude by agressive waiter January 9, 2011

Waistband bandit 

Someone who repeatedly tries to cover up their boner by tucking it into the waistband of their pants.
Girl: "Where's your boner??"
Guy: "Call me the waistband bandit."
Waistband bandit by JLaRue April 21, 2013

wailing juanita 

A wailing Juanita is a woman who screams excessively loud during intercourse to such a degree she garners the attention of neighbors and those passing by.
Suzy became such a wailing Juanita during one night with Mike that her neighbors complained and she made children on the street cry.
wailing juanita by Tree Dollars September 2, 2013
(a) The sexual interaction between couples ending in orgasm immediately AFTER any prior event that substantially delays the originally planned or wanted time for that sexual interaction.
(a) Terry and Holly had intense waitsex after settling the baby back to sleep for the 3 time in an hour. (b) Adam & Steve had window-fogging waitsex in the back of Steve's car after the cop took his time leaving lover's lane.
waitsex by WilltheGearhead November 23, 2014