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dog wanker

A large person who wanks his dog off
by Goldenhill July 27, 2004
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Wankers Colic

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.
by Magic Doc October 24, 2003
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shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick
it would hurt to get shank wanked.
by Ice September 8, 2003
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flag wanker

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.
Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.
by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021
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Leo walker

Leo walker AKA the hardest in womborne is a social media beefier also has fights with people with broken legs. He's quick tho I’ll give that.
A white van saved “leo walkers life tha day in womborne
by DY3 July 7, 2022
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Johnny Walker's law

Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"
by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009
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bloody wanker

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike
by james je April 4, 2009
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