Wafe

To place ones testicle or testicles inside the anus or vagina of his sexual partner. Similar terms include "bathing the dog" "the vagina fly trap". Variations include the "lego lock"; where one places one testicle in the rectum while simualtainiously placing the other free testicle in the vagina. Or the "bubble bath" where the both testicles are placed into the vagina or ass and queefed or farted on.

My wafe skills have suffered ever since the cancer has spread to my groin.

by slickyslackoff March 25, 2007

waffelz

Something thats entirely better than waffles. WAAY better. especially the way its spelled =o.

"who wants waffles?"
"I dont want waffles, I want waffelz!"
"....wut?"
"i want WAFFELZ, NAWT WAFFLES."
".......ok then..."

by pain_of_hero October 21, 2008

Dutch Waft

When you are getting a bj while taking a shit, the waft of air, smelling of shit, that cames out between your legs as you are sitting on the toilet and goes right into your partners face. Thus, they have experienced the Dutch/Duetch Waft

My girlfriend was giving me a bj and i had to poo, but i didn't want to leave her so she came with me and got angry when she got a nice hot Dutch Waft in her face.

by Kingmo590 April 27, 2008

The waffle house has found its new host

A different way of saying "I am a fucking retard and I have no father."

Commenter 1: "The waffle house has found its new host"
Commenter 2: "Shut the fuck up you fucking retard."

by marioehehehe January 24, 2023

wafic

Used in the Lebanese slang as a derogatory term for homosexual.

This pink shirt make you look like a wafic /

by Big Tarek May 9, 2016

waffling

To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.

I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!

by phonic December 17, 2008

Blue Waffle

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.

That girl has a nasty blue waffle.

by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009