vaginacuum

a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum

not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord

a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe

vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow

term coined by Travis

"Oh god no, her vaginacuum just sucked my balls in!"

by MistreatMeRight November 30, 2006

van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

vice vacation

A vacation that revolves around carnal pleasures. Banging hookers, smoking crack, shooting up, excessive drinking, sex parties, boofing, coke lines on strippers' tits, jenkem, and fatal amounts of cigarettes are a few of the things that someone on a vice vacation might enjoy.

Hey man, you look like you got chewed up and spit out by the devil himself. What happened?
I just got back from a long vice vacation.

by dubnympho March 8, 2011

psychic vampires

n. one who sucks the energy and life out of you

"These "suckers" are not bad people, most of them are not aware on a conscious level that they are doing what they are doing. Still, their unknowing actions can play havoc with anyone who leaves an energetic opening for this type of thievery. It is important for us to be aware that we may be susceptible to having our energies stolen from us and learn ways to protect ourselves. The harm in a psychic attack is that there is no fair exchange of energy and therefore one feels depleted while the other becomes energized."

i was completely energized by Matthew in the beginning, but as time went on, he became one of the infamous psychic vampires who sucked the life and love right out of me

by psychicvictim August 31, 2013

Dental vagina

Dental vagina is a term for a castrating woman and her way of demeaning males.

Juanita was an angry woman with a dental vagina.

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Recollections may vary

Your a lying one-upmanship victim whinger.

Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.

by RetSet March 10, 2021

Vanessa

The absolute most amazing girl you could ever find. Shes funny, sweet, kind, and couldn't possibly be any more gorgeous.

She has the most amazing brown eyes. She has the most amazing puppy dog eyes that she could rule the world with if she really wanted to. When you see her face your knees weaken and there is nothing more you can do but to fall in love.

Her smile will make your heart beat fast and her voice will make your heart stop.

The most accurate way to describe her is one word...Angel

Person 1: wow look at Vanessa she looks nice

Person 2: yeah she's an angel

by Revelthis February 7, 2014