clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

Clit Biting

The act of biting the clitoris in an act of oral sex
Could be accidental or if the female partner wanted it to happen

Person 1: Yo did you hear? That guy performed clit biting on his girl and bit her whole clit off!

Person 2: Damn thats wild

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 13, 2023

Chelsea Clit

A stretched out labia minora (smaller lips of the vagina). The disease scientifically known as labia minora hypertrophy

Her Chelsea Clit is a scary place.

She needs to get that Chelsea Clit checked.

How many sexual partners has she had with that Chelsea Clit.

by anonymous July 30, 2024

clit blazer

An aggressive female masturbator.

She always walks funny, I bet she's a huge clit blazer.

by markymark12321 May 14, 2014

Cool Clits

A more popular variant to the term "cool beans" which is used to describe something very favorable or pleasing. Popularized in 2021, Cool Clits has become a more modern approach to using the outdate original term.

Julia: Hey, I'm submissive and not dominant whatsoever!
Squishy: Cool clits! That's badass!

by SquishyTheGreat July 24, 2021

clit nugget

A clit nugget is a person that is very close to becoming a dick muffin

Guy: "Oh my god she is such a clit nugget"
Guy 2: "She should be careful or she'll end up as a dick muffin"

by Josephaightnigga July 4, 2018

clit clock

the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit

i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020