2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

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Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

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rape shits

The shits you get after a proper, thorough anal rape of the butt

If you don’t get rape shits, it wasn’t really rape

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

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Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.

Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."

by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010

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the nes-shits

a term for the small round feces that resemble the childrens cereal

bob: " damn that worcester egg pimms big mix gave me the nes-shits"

carl:"fuck have you seen that tramp!, shes covered in nes-shits"

bob:"lord above"

by impman lorenz June 18, 2011

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