A bumper fix usually zip ties occassianly wire often used for when ken block wannabes fuck up daddys car and have to fix it when they hit a curb snowbank ect.
Whinny teenager "dude i fucked up my dads car while trying to be ken block last night"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"
by Lifted_jeep_dude_1997 February 10, 2017
Get the Drift stitch mug.Lindsay: Hey Matt!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
by smithasaurus January 7, 2011
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by iLoveBacon9 November 6, 2016
Get the Nintendo Switch mug.1.Someone who resembles that of an Ostritch
2.Someone who think themselves overly badass, thinking themselves a big player, and is often quoted using ridiculous ones liners.
Stritches should always be mocked and will rarely know they are the butt of the joke
They can also be quoted as constantly saying the word "Chicaw"
2.Someone who think themselves overly badass, thinking themselves a big player, and is often quoted using ridiculous ones liners.
Stritches should always be mocked and will rarely know they are the butt of the joke
They can also be quoted as constantly saying the word "Chicaw"
Stritch: She ain't no girl baby, shes a woman.
Stritch: I got me 11 decleaters today baby.
Person: Chicaw baby Chicaw
Stritch: I got me 11 decleaters today baby.
Person: Chicaw baby Chicaw
by Chicaw May 7, 2008
Get the Stritch mug.A sexual maneuver used during foreplay. While lying on top of a woman, a man slithers his lower body area towards a woman’s chest area, neck, and chin. At this point the woman can take the bait, his penis, resulting in a blow job, or she can accept the switch: a forced titty fucking
While hooking up with this skank last night, I used the Bait & Switch, which unfortunately resulted in a Pasadena Mudslide
by AK27 January 4, 2008
Get the Bait & Switch mug.Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.
by NymphieLady March 30, 2011
Get the Switch Hitter mug.The dirtiest of tricks. This takes place when you're engaging in intercourse with a woman, preferably from behind. You instruct her to let you know when she's about to orgasm. As soon as she tells you that she's going to orgasm, you push her off the bed onto the floor.
You: "Tell me when you're going to cum."
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.
by Chris D. January 23, 2008
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