static bang

just before sex or orgasm : charge yourself with static with socks on the carpet : touch them there

I gave her a STATIC BANG on the nipples as she got off....

by uncomply June 25, 2022

Static Nothing

To describe something that just doesn't exist.
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An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.

These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.

by CHAMPAL July 15, 2022

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.

I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.

by OldMoneyBunny August 21, 2022

staticc

dumbass stupid fucking discord user
his friends love him very much

person1: hey staticc you wanna play roblox?
staticc: no i do not

by StaticcBoii December 16, 2022

Static_Angel

Funny, Unbelievably charming, Lovable, spectacularly cute in every way. So modest that they will always denies when called out about it.

Static_Angel is the most adorable and well-loved prince of them all.

by ms.shoe September 11, 2022

Statisfying

The act of creating statistics of questionable value, but which have appealing conversational and socially entertaining value.

Baseball is very statisfying.

by Schmicky B. September 14, 2022