like a dirty shirt

Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.

Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!

by Llife August 31, 2017

Hugging Shirt

A shirt designed to hug individuals in distress. Often, associated with individuals crying and needing to be comforted.

I apologize you failed your test, if you cry I’ll wear my best hugging shirt.

by Masterful1 May 10, 2023

Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

jiz shirt

A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.

by jimmybomm February 15, 2022

Royallea Shirt

A shirt featuring the iconic Royallea symbol which signals to others the wearer is strong, independent, and valuable.
Often nicknamed a Lea' or RS.

Fuck Boys, Thirsty dude, Broke Boys, should especially watch out for her at the club.

Cody: You should totally bang that chick over there dude; she looks easy.
William: Don't you see that? She's wearing a Royallea Shirt bro!
Cody: Oh shit... That means she's not easy to get... Nvm lol

*In Club*
Kyle: Hey girl, wanna drink? How about a dance? Or a kiss?

Annabelle: Peep the Lea'.
Kyle: Oh shit... sry.

by SmartLion7 March 12, 2019

Pelvic shirt

Slang used for underwear

I need to go to the store to buy more pelvic shirts

by Mindsofthesquaretable March 19, 2024

Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz

by gertrude07 August 26, 2014