anal sausage

A solid, long, and soft object that is periodically ejected from the anus. Also commonly reffered to as "poo" or "shit."

"Dude, that anal sausage was so huge it clogged the toilet."

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna drop an anal sausage on your face."

by InZaN3 CrIcKeT January 8, 2006

sausage

A meat product which comes in cylindrical form, usually composed of various animal products.

Put some sausage between these buns, please.

by crunk nigga holla December 28, 2005

Smoke Sausage

A non white dinga ling.

Damn, look at that ho all up on that smoke sausage.

by MJ ALL DAY May 2, 2003

Sausage Party

A hand of Full House in Poker, one consisting of all Kings and Jacks.

Dave: I got three 7's, aces high
Jon: I got two 10's and two Aces
Chris: Well I win with a sausage party, Three Kings and two Jacks.

by Chris Yeager November 8, 2004

sausage hang

When you get to a bar and there are too many guys.

That place last night was a sausage hang.

by Pete January 2, 2004

sausage gravy

Cum, Man Juice, Semen.

Put some Sausage Gravy on my sausage pizza.
I sprayed Sausage gravy in her eye.

by Big Sausage Bob May 23, 2008

Sausage

The cruellest food in the known universe, but strangely one of the tastiest.

The process of making a sausage is as follows:

1. Kill some animals
2. Chop them into tiny bits
3. Shove them back into their own arseholes (well OK, intestines but arseholes is wittier)
4. Burn the result

by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010