Puppy

An immature person that excessively whines and complains about challenging or unexpected life events; usually an adult that has grown old but not grown up.

1. Greg acted like a puppy when he was caught taking his elderly parents money. 2. Reno acted like a whining puppy when expected to do the job he/she was hired to do!!

by Mrs.BrownSugar December 7, 2016

Full puppy syndrome

Feeling of drowsiness after a good meal

A: "I ate so much, gotta sleep"
B: "Full puppy syndrome!"

by tbrugoa January 19, 2005

the puppet

Fisting someone in the ass while they sit on your lap. You may opt to perform a joke routine during this time.

John spent the evening working on the punchline to a great bedroom joke routine, much to Stacey's dismay. Her ass was stretched more than her vagina from getting "the puppet" one to many times this week.

by Mike Seaver's friend Boner Bradley June 23, 2008

stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.

a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"

by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

pupper-nutter

The act of spreading peanut butter on your genitals and allowing your dog to lick it off.

Once Jill's Husband left, she used Creamy Jif and her German Shepard for Pupper-nutters

by KingofCollections October 30, 2005

fuck puppet

A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.

Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.

Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.

by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008