arse pole

A clever term invented by myself and a friend during an extremely uninteresting French lesson at our bleak little school (Granville Community School in the heart of Woodville). It is the phonetic equivilent of arsehole, but is someone with 1) A big fat cock up their arse, 2) A lampost or something of equal size up their arsehole.

Wow, Josh Khan! You're a stoner AND an Arse Pole!

by francesca November 26, 2004

Movie Pole

Having sex during a movie.

Let's have a little movie pole after Skywalker gets his hand lopped off.

by womacksmack October 23, 2005

north pole sex

Dipping ones balls in a bucket of ice until they are blue. Then putting an ice cube in the vagina and having sex until it melts.

Susan and I had the best north pole sex ever last night. it was so cold but so worth it

by boom for jorden November 7, 2013

south pole

a girl that either is or resembles very much like a guy. Got its definition from a person named alex. If you go too far down on alex you will reach a pole

Dude there is a South Pole

by J Wilso April 9, 2005

Pole dancing class

A class in some more liberal schools where girls are taught how to pole dance as part of P.E.

Kathy's in pole dancing class.

by Deep blue 2012 August 18, 2010

poleaxe

just after shooting your load up your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own bournville chocolate.

My girl finally let me take a walk up her bournville alley,but i poleaxed her for makeing me wait.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

telegraph pole

someone as tall as that!

matthew tsang is a telegraph pole =)

by mootmootmoot =DDDD January 29, 2005