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Paterno Inferno

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.
Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together
by Joe "MMMilano" Pa November 10, 2011
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Paternity

A term often associated with African American females in the search to find da baby daddy and receive dat child support.
"Yo Shoniqua, you need to go on the Maury show to get a paternity test and find out who your baby daddy is!!"
by DNA test September 15, 2013
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Placebo bra

It’s a “bra” that doesn’t help support your boobs but you wear to feel like you are at least wearing something
Susan tells Katie “hey katie, you’re looking pretty comfortable today” Katie replies with “yes I am, it’s because I’m wearing a placebo bra today! You should try one!”
by VictoriaPlacebo September 3, 2018
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shelter-in-place-ionship

A strenuous test of a couple's compatibility.
Forbidden to leave the house, they had shared every meal, slept, worked, read, watched videos and exercised side-by-side, hour after hour, every night and day for a very long time, and yet they were actually having a good time. She felt that if they survived this shelter-in-place-ionship they could survive anything.
by Monkey's Dad March 27, 2020
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Paterson, NJ

City in Northern New Jersey, located in Passaic County, in which it is the county seat. Third largest city in New Jersey with a population of over 150,000 people. The city is mostly Hispanic with a large Dominican, Puerto Rican, Colombian and Peruvian population, also large Black, Arab, Turkish, Caribbean, and, Italian population. Founded in 1792, as the nation's first planned industrial city, by Alexander Hamilton, the city is know as the "Silk City" for it's large amount of silk mills around the Great Falls.
Paterson, NJ, is a large city near NYC
by OmegaBlue June 24, 2006
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Aussie plateauer

A woman who habitually prefers receiving lengthy Australian kisses that bring her up to the Big O plateau and then stays there long enough to have multiple orgasms of increasing intensity and duration.
Because my new girlfriend is an Aussie plateauer, I started doing some tongue exercises to have enough tongue strength and stamina to bring her through 5 orgasms once I got her up to the Big O Plateau!! Now she will never leave me!
by TallandThick November 11, 2013
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