hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2023

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023

Rub some paint

When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.

Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!

Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!

by shinerbock February 4, 2010

Sock and Pant

Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.

by Ladmanz April 21, 2011

moving oil painting

When a video on youtube was recorded with a webcam from 1994

uploader:Check out my youtube video!
commenter: whats this a moving oil painting?

by tylerwatt12 May 27, 2011

dome in the paint

You are in the paint, aka eating pussy...while this is happening you are getting head, hence dome, at the same time..aka 69.

I'm getting dome in the paint,
shorty take a break,

by sinagog September 23, 2012