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Tallahassee Pirate Patch

When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.
Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?
by Bigbdub May 17, 2010
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Dirt Ball Pirate

a savage whiskey drinking mother fucker that cant be killed raids garages and gets free beer from gas stations
that kid stole two thirty packs out of my garage and pissed in my ear when i was sleeping fuck dirt ball pirates
by captain swampdick October 20, 2008
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blood beard pirate

When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.
Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.
by Vulkan November 20, 2009
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Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate

Sexual act:

A women giving a man oral sex.

Before the male reaches climax the female snorts a line of Cocaine or other white substance off the length of the mans penis, does one shot of whiskey and then has the man ejaculate in her eye.

Usually happens at a party setting, with witnesses to confirm speed and accuracy.
Bro 1: So what did you end up doing last night?

Bro 2: Went to a frat party and got so hammered I did the Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate....

Bro 1: NO WAY !

Bro 2: Ya, was so accurate I had her right eye squinting harder then the Dali Lama.
by The RL Brothers June 29, 2011
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ninja pirate

a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.
That ninja pirate came out of nowhere and slayed 6 people.
by sweet serenity December 7, 2007
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pirate eye

At the climax of oral stimulation, a man ejacualtes into his partner's eye, rendering the partner blind in oneeye. Comes from the traditional look of a pirate wearing an eye-patch.
Stacy didn't talk to Andrew for three weeks after the 'pirate eye' episode.
by Joe Nova May 25, 2006
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butt pirate

one who enjoys to penetrate another's poop shoot and pull out with their wiener covered with man pudding.
Lesbien iguanas are butt pirates aswell as Kelby.
by bryan James May 5, 2005
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