Pencil

A writing aperatus... obviously...

Sometimes a codename for someone's penis as if it was mission impossible.

"Let me have a look at your pencil."
"No, im not ga- oh wait your on about my actual pencil. Yeh, lemme grab it out my case."

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

Penial Errecter

Penial errecter are people that make other people which the X and Y chromosome HARD.

I am the penial errecter as I see that your penis is now errected

by penialerrecter June 13, 2025

Pencil sharpener

That one girl at the school

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20

by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025

Pencil pal

A friend who wants to me more one day and then the next day they don’t. Will erase their progress and go back into the friend zone almost instantly

my pencil pal, only wants to be my friend when it’s convenient for her but last night she was definitely a permanent marker, pal

by Dirtrider10017 July 14, 2025

pencilvania

how idiots spell Pennsylvania

it’s not spelled pencilvania u idiots

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 24, 2025

Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class

Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."

by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025

Pencil Seller

A crude, tongue-in-cheek insult implying a man is gay, based on immature innuendo rather than anything resembling logic or intelligence. Mostly used by people who think shock value = humour.

“I asked who was coming camping this weekend — nah, ado’s a bit of a pencil seller.”

by TheMando December 16, 2025