October 31

The day you can threaten people with a trick if they don’t give you a treat and no one will care

Luke:It’s October 31st you know what that means
Karen: Let’s egg Mrs. Cohns house if she doesn’t give us candy
Luke:kk
*later
Both:Trick or Treat! If you don’t give us candy we’ll egg ur house
*Mrs.Cohn gives them candy and runs for her dear life.
Karen:Score!

by I’m100%cool October 22, 2019

October 32

October 32, Ok but why are you looking this up...It’s obviously not a date.

Jonny: my favorite day In the year is October 32
Jeff: Yuri
Jonny: huh what’s yuri?
Jeff: yuri-tarted

by NicholasMyMiddleName October 27, 2019

Octophobia

The belief that October does not exist.

Some Octophobics also believe that the calendar goes straight from September to December.

"I do not believe October exists."

"That makes you Octophobic!"

"Wow.. Octophobia is everywhere.."

by Rice_Bullets September 13, 2020

October 5th

National girlfriends day is a day for your girlfriend so shower her with love and lots of hugs and kisses!! October 5th!

Boy 1: Bro girl get your girl a gift!
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: It’s October 5th national girlfriend’s day!

by yxung_nxgga.wrld October 3, 2021

Over Orgasm October

Destroy Dick December for females

Guy: Are you gonna attempt the Over Orgasm October?
Girl: Nah i'm too weak-willed.

by Alusim January 13, 2019

Octo

The evolution of Octomom's name necessitated by media's need to resuscitate new life into decaying carcass of a story about a single, unemployed, welfare recipient mother of six children who goes on to have even more fertility treatments on the government's dime and gives birth to octuplets, without any real concrete or solid plans for how she is going to be able to support herself and 14 children.

Live at 6, a round table discussion of Octo's upcoming roll to star in her own porn with spelunking midgets and donkeys!

by TK_what_what March 5, 2009

octard

A person SO stupid or retarded, they are literally 8x more retarded than the average retard.

"Dude, are you an octard?That 'girl' you were making out with was a guy!"

by reality check23 November 22, 2009