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CAD monkey

Somebody who has gone through years of difficult and strenuous education in engineering, architecture, or a similar field only to wind up with a mindless and repetitive job where they do one task on a computer drafting program over and over again.

See: tool.
My cousin Curtis talked up the benefits of going into engineering, and now spends 12 hours a day sitting at a computer using a software program to draft diagrams of screws for heavy machinery. He is a CAD monkey.
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monvert

a metallic object seemingly to replace or cover the female pelvis in a comercial from South Park's Go God Go episode.
monvert cleaner. buy yours today.
by aoaoa September 5, 2007
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Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.
yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.
by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010
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get money, get paid

1. The act of recieving payment.

2. A mantra for the true original ganstah - solid advice from Mr. Chi City.
1. Howard received a check in the mail today. He got money, and got paid.

2. Ermingarde got a promotion today. As they say - get money, get paid.
by Notorious PHE June 18, 2010
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one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."
by Adrian November 12, 2004
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monquisworth

1.) Fair market value for a monkey.

2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".

3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.

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EXAMPLES:

1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.

2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.

3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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Money pit

A massive non stop waste of money that you regret severely in hind sight
Buying a car while living in NYC
money pit
by da_troof May 17, 2015
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