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Middle Chick

Middle chick is a girl your talking to that your not sure about. Sure you'd like to have sex with her but your not 100% sure about it for various reasons including how much you actually like her, how crazy she is, etc.
I been talking to Jane but ehh shes a middle chick so who knows whats going happen, shes got lots of potential.

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John keeps wasting time on that middle chick.
by chappygopappy March 22, 2010
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middleman's tax

A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.
The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!
by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010
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Middle Finger Discount

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.
Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!
by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011
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middle school

(noun) the gate to hell; the entrance to the pit of dispair. Not to be confused with high school - the actual hell and pit of despair.
Teacher: Middle school is a time for maturity and growing up.
Student: YO YO MS G. WADDUP PLAYA FITE ME FUCK U FGGT

Student2: Omg like I'm so depressed, I cut. Nice scars
Student3: Baka anime Baka ^_^
Student4: Dear god, I hate my age group
Student5: *making out with student6*
Student6: *making out with student5*
Student7: we need 2 brake up Im srry btw do u have Ms Gs hw
Student8: y=mx+b, b=1/3h / 3h-4
Student 9: I didn't study for the test but I still got an A
Student10: I studied for the test but I still got a F
by UglyMcUglyface June 19, 2016
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Middle School

1.) A place where you're supposed to "learn", but all that happens is your teachers are complaining about their lives, 2.)HELL 3.) where your parents make u go.
Jimmy :Mom plz I don't wanna go to middle school we don't learn anything and It's HELL.

Mom: OH WELL, GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!

Jimmy: crying*
by Im an iconic cunt December 14, 2017
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middle stall bandit

The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.
I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.
by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018
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Middley

1. Between middle and early
2. The absence of middle and early
3. When you don't feel good, but you don't feel bad
Today I am feeling Middley.

May is a middley month.
by Jared and Isaac December 16, 2018
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