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The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.
I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.
by Pierre Duegles March 05, 2018
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