Ice Cream Machine

The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.

I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!

by PIAN February 7, 2015

Glass and the Machines of God

A fable created by Billy Corgan, front man of The Smashing Pumpkins. The story of Glass and the Machines of God is propagated by the band's album, Machina. The Machina lyric booklet contains one chapter of the fable, the rest of the chapters, except for chapter four, were posted online throughout the Mystery. Chapter four, The Story of June has never been posted.

The Mystery was based on Glass and the Machines of God.

Glass and the Machines of God is very simular in concept to Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.

I gave a chick the time machine last night...

by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

War Machine

Something that is highly unappealing, disgusting, or deserving of scorn.

Man, don't steal the poor guy's sandwich. That's so war machine.

by RespeckKnuckles October 12, 2009

rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

by TONY_SCULLION July 7, 2008

meat machine

When you're the type of person to find someone extremely attractive, and you fantasize about sleeping with them, but you don't take the time to learn their name.

Conversation:

Girl 1: our waiter was so nice and so cute!
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl 1: I have no idea

Girl 2: you are such a meat machine!

by meetmasheen May 21, 2017