The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010
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When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.
"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"
"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"
"Eww, that's gross..."
"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"
"Eww, that's gross..."
by elektra902 June 21, 2009
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Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020
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Get the Machine gun sex mug.1. An Artificial Intelligence (AI) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts.
2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means.
2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means.
Example (from a 2011 Hackathon):
C++ Code:
int main()
{
cout<<"Enter your name";
cin >> name;
cout << "Hello, Brian!";
}
Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name.
*Brian won 4th place at the hackathon*
C++ Code:
int main()
{
cout<<"Enter your name";
cin >> name;
cout << "Hello, Brian!";
}
Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name.
*Brian won 4th place at the hackathon*
by Wammybarnut March 18, 2015
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