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Magnetic Lashes

Things you put on your eyelashes that will make you stick to a refrigerator. Do not wear! You could possibly have your eyelids yanked out. Also you will stick to the magnetic item for eternity. Do not wear!!
Stereotype girl that wants to be pretty even though she's ugly af: "I WANT MAH EYELASHERS!"
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.
by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018
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African Lasso

When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.
You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso
by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018
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Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"
by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019
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Flesh Lasagna

Garfield's favorite type of lasagna. Likes to put his feline dick in that nice pussy. Flesh lasagna is the best kind of pussy.
Garfield - MMM YES FLESH LASAGNA
JON - No Garfield thats my wife!
by JONmrGarfield September 6, 2019
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Corona Lashaye Davirus

The girl that’s fucking up 2020 literally. She won’t let anyone leave the house and now we ain’t got no toilet paper.
Barbiana: Girl, why you look like that?
Shayla: Because Corona Lashaye Davirus beat me up
by Callmejif March 21, 2020
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puppy lasagna

"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021
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oikawas last wishes

oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says it’s about oikawa and iwaizumi.

it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.
a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? it’s really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.
by gojō satoru May 6, 2021
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