kim squirt

When you are tucked so hard your nose bleeds and squirts everywhere!

Damn I kim squirted all over the bed sheets.

kim squirt by kim squirt February 12, 2026

Kim Jong Chunk

You find you self cornered in a corner in Northern North Korea. A round, wide bodied but massive shoed figure steps forward—Kim Jong Chunk, the legendary chunker, who crushes shoes with his massive shoes being pressed down on them by his weight. His voice grumbles, his thick northern north korean accent shivering your timbers: "Well, well... what we got here? Lookin’ like a shoe ripe for a chunkin’." Your shoebeat quickens. What do you do?

You clear you throat and open you mouth to speak, trying to keep you voice unsteady. "Look, chunk man , no trubul. Just assing through. " Kim Jong Chunk steps closer, the shadow of his insole swallowing your feet. He smirks, "This ain’t a place you just pass through without getting your toes flattened by ME. Speakin’ of, how many toes you got?"

Kim Jong Chunk by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026

Kim-effekten

Ett fenomen i onlinechattar, speciellt Discord-servrar, där stämningen plötsligt går från lugn och normal till kaotisk, filtreringslös och ofta gränslös när en viss typ av person ansluter till konversationen.

Kim-effekten kännetecknas av att samtalsnivån snabbt förändras, där absurda, oväntade och ibland grova skämt börjar dominera, ofta inom några sekunder efter att personen anslutit.

Begreppet syftar inte nödvändigtvis på en specifik individ, utan på en återkommande personlighetstyp som konsekvent påverkar dynamiken i en chatt på detta sätt.

Det var helt lugnt i chatten nyss, sen slog Kim-effekten till och nu handlar allt om golden showers och glory holes.

Kim-effekten by cross2026 April 4, 2026

Joshua Kim 

Cutest and sexiest man alive. Is known as a "master rice cooker". He'll promise to cook rice for you then make you wait for months, but will probably keep his word. Might also spank you with the rice paddle... He's a horni guy.

This rice is so good. It's definitely cooked by a Joshua Kim.

Joshua Kim by MariaBarbaraBach October 3, 2021

Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon 

A wonderful person who can rap and dance 😉. He may be underated even though he shouldn't be. He's Bangtan Sonyeondan's (BTS) hardworking leader. He loves Ryan, pink dolphins, and cute filters. He is the named as the 'God of Destruction' because he often breaks stuff and our bias lists. He has these really cute dimples that makes a lot of ARMYs' (our fandom) hearts flutter and die.

Rap Monster is my oppa.
Kim Namjoon is my future husband. Just wait... :D
Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon is the best leader ever! <3

Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon by •ω• June 3, 2017

Yuna Kim 

A South Korean figure skater with mad skills. One of the most highly recognized athletes and media figures in South Korea.

The current record holder for ladies in the short program, the free skating and the combined total under the ISU Judging System. She is also the first female skater to surpass the 200-point mark under the ISU Judging System.

Yuna Kim has never been placed off the podium in her entire career.

Yuna Kim by Santonix October 31, 2011

Jennie Kim 

A Queen, an icon, a legend, ended everyone, the bitch who never loses. That's Jennie Kim

That girl Jennie Kim made me gay and I thank her for that.

Jennie Kim by The bitch who loves BLACKPINK May 13, 2021