Heathus Christ

Heath Ledger's fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

Our Lord Heathus Christ diserves an Oscar for his performance as The Joker!

by Vandale September 26, 2008

Heatherton

One void of brain. A complete hopeless moron. An idiot the world seldom sees. He can also be referred to as "Doofy".

Your so heatherton. Heatherton is the lowest form of stupid imaginable.

by Jason April 13, 2005

Heath Ledger

28 Year actor who died 1/22/07, once i heard this me and my friend made up some Heath Ledger Jokes, please enjoy

Friend: Dude work is such a drag, i wish i was dead, like Heath Ledger.

Me: It sucks getting old
Friend: You know is isnt getting old? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Me: Dude the stock market is horrible right now
Friend: Yeah but you know who doesnt care about the stock market? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Me: John Edwards is getting my vote for president
Friend: That's cool, but guess who wont be voting for Edwards? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Friend: God this class is so boring
Me: I know i bet you wish you were dead, like Heath Ledger, so go take off your cloths, get in bed and take some sleeping pills, then you can be like Heath Ledger

by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

Heath Ledger

Recent dead actor. Pills take another.

B.I.H. Heath Ledger. What a tool.

by E. Nygma January 22, 2008

Heath Robinson

Something would be described as a "bit Heath Robinson" if it were disorganised, disheveled, messy, or just tottal chaos. Heath Robinson was an artist from the 1930's he used penicl to draw very vivacious works of art, which in the untrained eye would be described as messy.

"Its all gone a bit Heath Robinson"

by Adam Higgin December 7, 2004

Heather

A Heather is someone who is cool but doesn't really know it until somebody tells her then gets a big head and thinks she's all that until she loses money in the bank or hears the word "eat" (even though she is thick she does have a complex) and becomes an 8 year old baby. Then she gets money and she sees that she's a cool person anyway then everything's cool until the next storm<---the next personal crisis in a lifetime. They're usually short, burnette, ebony eyes, and has big boobs. She's proud of what she is and nobody will stop her (unless the cable bill is too high, no food in the house, the dog is sick, and no money). Other than that she's all that and a bag of chips but sometimes is smart for her own good.

Person: "She's so precious."

Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)

Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."

Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."

Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)

by No Money No Rent June 28, 2010

Heather Sex

a. The ability to catch herpes from R. Kelly while Kim Kardashian pleasures herself in a tub full of his piss.

b. Sex so lame that you have to imagine R. Kelly pissing on Kim Kardashian's face in order to bust a nut.

God Damn! I smell like musty piss, I think I musta' been havin Heather Sex last night.

Fuck that needle dick, fuckin' him was like having Heather Sex.

This fuckin' party is lame as hell, I think I'd rather be having Heather Sex right about now.

by Cum-Guzzling-Gutter-Slut December 15, 2011